The Universal State Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment
One World, One Nation, One Order
   
 
Office of State Security
Bureau of Official Denial
Citizen Census & Internal Security
State Labour Ministry
Office of Supreme Minister
Ministry of Taxation & Burden
Office of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment
Citizens New Model Militia
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Loneliness City Guide Booke
Labour Camps
Gamblers & Mugs Association
Black Market
City Hotel Star Award
Accommodation:
Shitton Park Hotel
The Mayfly Hotel
Hotel Hellifornia
Prisons & Hostels
Shopping:
Pickle Street Market
State Spartan Shops
Prohibited Products
Queue Lengths
Duty & Taxes
Export Restrictions
Bad Pub Guide
Dog and Biscuit
The Headless King
King Charles III & Last
Social Severity Act
Employment Prospects
Neighbourhood Watch & Shop
 

 

 

 

Permits
Authorisation Papers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shopping
Fun & Restrictions
 
 

Welcome Citizen.

This is the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment, the State office for the distribution of offical Propaganda & Enlightenment, and the marketing of State tourism. The Office of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment administer a number of citizen relations and advertising committees who manage the campaign subcommittees. Together with a vast network of tourism advice committees, the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment operates the only authorised travel service to citizens of our glorious Parentland.


Pilgrimage Tours

Our most popular holidays are our famous State Pilgrimage tours, taking citizens from every corner of the Parentland to the magnificent monument to Purityranny, and splendid seat of State power, in the State Capital. Included in the package is a visit to the Tomb of the Martyrs, within the centre of all power, The Citadel. We also have special permission to allow Citizen's on our authorised tours to stand outside the residence of the Supreme Minister, the House of Supremacy.

To complete this wonderful pilgrimage of total Purityranny, a night in terrifying cells of The Yard Inn, a theme hotel based upon the notorious headquarters of the OSS, The Yard, can be arranged at a special Citizen discount cost of just seven additional Party bonus points on your Party Loyalty Card. Bring your own torture equipment!


News:

The Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment has been made aware, through excellent work by Enquirers of the OSS, that there have been rumours circulating to the fact that the great capital city of our State is a dangerous place, and there is little chance of leaving alive, and that the information given by the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment tends to slightly stretch the truth and disseminate propaganda that could be construed as lies among the cynical.

We are pleased to announce that following a thorough investigation and a series of reasonable press releases by the Bureau of Official Denial, the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment has been rightfully officially verified as totally accurate in its work. A number of arrests have been made, with those responsible charged with subversion and treason. The subversives will be sentenced by the Court of Injustice accordingly as soon as the guilty verdicts are recorded.

The OSS aims to eliminate all unauthorised activities that breeds subversion and sedition, and the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment is firmly committed to assisting them in this endeavour.

 

Permits & Authorisation Papers

Tourism Visa Permits:
Citizens may live only at the designated address on their Address Permit (AP) as issued by the Department for Citizen Census & Internal Security (CCIS). Temporary Address Permits (TAP) are available for Citizens who have reasonable grounds to visit other addresses for a period of up to three nights. If application for a TAP is made along with a Tourism Visa Permit (TVP), a TAP may be issued for up to two weeks in the form of a TAPX. You will also require a Temporary Transit Permit (TTP) go with your TVP and TAPX. TAPs, TAPXs, and TVPs are available from the CCIS.

Transit Permits:
Transit permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing the spread of their diseased thoughts, and protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks of subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility, Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue the purity and rewarding hard work of their designated work role, as directed by the State Labour Ministry.

 

Shopping: Fun & Restrictions

Pickle Street Market:

Located just a stone's throw from the residence of the Supreme Minister, Pickle Street Market is infamous for its food, cheap goods, and long queues.

Take me to the market!

Prohibited Products:

  • Reference to the existence of a time before Year Zero, whether in text, picture, spoken, or through any other media existing or non-existing.
  • Any reference, intended or otherwise, to a Forbidden History.
  • Books, pamphlets, leaflets, or any other printed matter not authorised by the State or one of the Authorised Religions.
  • Any printed matter not printed by the State Printing Works.
  • All weapons other than knives, swords, hatchets, axes, and other bladed tools
  • Any goods of a nature that may corrupt the Purity of the minds of the Citizens

Remember your duty: If In Doubt, Burn It

Note: The next public Book Burning Fair is listed under 'Entertainment'

Queue Lengths:
Transit permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing their spread, and protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks of subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility, Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue the purity and rewarding hard work of their designated work role, as designated by the State Labour Ministry.

Duty & Taxes:
Transit permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing their spread, and protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks of subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility, Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue the purity and rewarding hard work of their designated work role, as designated by the State Labour Ministry.

Transit Permits:
Transit permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing their spread, and protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks of subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility, Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue the purity and rewarding hard work of their designated work role, as designated by the State Labour Ministry.
The CCIS treats all Citizens with impartiality and impunity, and maintains the highest standards of civilised order.
The CCIS liaises with every branch of the State to ensure all Citizen records are up to date and correct. All details on Citizen movements are distributed to all departments. The main work of the CCIS is carried out by the New Model Militia, the authorised State police and combined army.

Failure to report a crime, allowing a crime to take place, or being victim of a crime through carelessness or incompetence, constitutes committing the crime.

Remember Citizens: The Party is watching. The Party is counting. The Party knows all.

 
 
Reproduction of any material without prior permission will be deemed treason and punishable
by immediate arrest, imprisonment , prolonged torture, and subsequent death

 

The Forbidden History Antony Kershaw 2003
The Armageddon Clause; Armageddon Site Design; The Forbidden History; Metal Gods; Antony Kershaw 1998-2003