is the Ministry of Taxation & Burden, responsible for the economic
stability of the State. The role of the OSS is to provide a safe
and secure state by protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks
of subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility,
Citizens of The Universal State are able to pursue the purity and
rewarding hard work of their designated work role, as designated
by the State Labour Ministry.
Ministry of Taxation & Burden treats all Citizens with equal
disdain and impartiality, and maintains the highest standards of
chaos and apathy.
provide a comprehensive range of investigative techniques: from
ridiculous assessments that cannot be appealed against, unsubstantiated
evidence that cannot be queried, and substantial fines for the non-return
of documents and forms that were never sent to you in the first
also provide a comprehensive range of persuasive techniques from
Corrective Therapy for Citizens evading their taxable duty; deportation
for subversives to labour camps in the Winterland; to public executions
of Party traitors (held on the first Sunday of each month and every
Bank Holiday - tickets available from all Militia stations).
Ministry of Taxation & Burden liaises with every branch of the
State and is honoured to report directly to the Party
main workforce of the Ministry of Taxation & Burden are the
Assessment Agents, authorised State investigative
agents who root out subversion and tax evasion, operating in groups
known as Mobile Torture Units.
Party is watching. The Party is listening. The Party knows all.